Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Where It's Fat, It's Fatal

Everything you always thought about the South is true. Click here to see for yourself.


iPod MP3 players have suddenly burst into flames and smoke, injuring people and damaging property. It’s an investigation that Apple has apparently been trying to keep out of the public eye.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

How Do People Like This Get A Driver's License?

The famed Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashed Friday into the deck and garage of a home in Mount Pleasant, about 35 miles south of Milwaukee.

Police say the driver was trying to turn the Wienermobile around in the driveway and thought she was moving in reverse. But she instead went forward and hit the home. It sat in the driveway as if it were stuck in the garage Friday afternoon.

Looks like it could have used a little more foreplay. Easy there, big fella!

Thursday, July 2, 2009

When Your Number's Not Up, It's Not Up...

Juliane Kopcke's airplane was struck by lightning during a severe thunderstorm and exploded in mid-air, disintegrating two miles up. Köpcke, who was 17 years old at the time, fell to Earth still strapped into her seat. She survived the fall with only a broken collarbone, a gash to her right arm, and her right eye swollen shut.